The Twin Stars of The Solar Orders is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, enforced nudity, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical, devout population of 1.207 billion Solar Ordersians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Earth. The average income tax rate is 71.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Solar Ordersian economy, worth 19.2 trillion ray gols a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 15,884 ray gols, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All mothers are allowed six months fully-paid maternity leave, requests for password resets peak during election season, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, and 'I'm Coming Out' has shot to the top of the nation's music charts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Solar Orders's national animal is the sun lion golden, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Solar Orders is ranked 307,234^th in the world and 569^th in Starlight for Highest Average Incomes, with 15,884.85 Standard Monetary Units.