The Theocracy of Hakha Pharaohs is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 807 million Hakha Pharaohsians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 60.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Hakha Pharaohsian economy, worth 18.9 trillion fers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is 23,478 fers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers, stray cats threaten the fledgling avian-based internet, organ donation rates have hit a new low, and kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hakha Pharaohs's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hakha Pharaohs is ranked 48,968^th in the world and 213^th in Starlight for Nicest Citizens, with 17.69 average smiles per day.