The Allied States of Fresfia is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.05 billion Fresfians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Administration, although Education, Defense, and Law & Order are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 39.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Fresfian economy, worth 34.9 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 33,227 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Chest pains are considered part of the dining experience in Fresfian restaurants, grazing lands are filled with cattle wearing odd-looking anti-pollution devices, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", and swings are now more popular than see-saws in children's playgrounds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fresfia's national animal is the beaver.

Fresfia is ranked 305,214^th in the world and 498^th in Starlight for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -8.13 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.