The Federal Republic of Cagadia is a very large, genial nation, remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 149 million Cagadians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 48.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Cagadian economy, worth 6.71 trillion Caras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 45,035 Caras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most pop videos prominently feature the Cagadian flag, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, and police reduce their paperwork by refusing to arrest anyone. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cagadia's national animal is the Ewok, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cagadia is ranked 78,378^th in the world and 780^th in Europe for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,716.18 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.