The Lucky Estuaries of Thosularia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Polisyzygy with a fair hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.717 billion Thosularians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pleonoth. The average income tax rate is 85.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Thosularian economy, worth 385 trillion thylakoids a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 142,016 thylakoids, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A sudden shout of "surprise!" does not herald a party for teachers, overcrowded buses are the new normal for suburban commuters, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, and acute politicians deride opposition members for being obtuse. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Thosularia's national animal is the pleoquernus lepidoptera, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Thosularia is ranked 46,099^th in the world and 54^th in Refugia for Highest Drug Use, scoring 287.31 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.