The Kingdom of Weirtopia is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Weir with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, enslaved workforce, and national health service. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 8.554 billion Weirtopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Weepmore City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Weirtopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,574 trillion kidneys a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 184,095 kidneys, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,086,065 per year while the poor average 14,471, a ratio of 75.1 to 1.

It is illegal to liberate slaves, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts, the nation has an international reputation for compassion, and aristocratic family trees are beginning to resemble tumbleweeds. Crime is totally unknown. Weirtopia's national animal is the femboy fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Faith of the Boykisser.

Weirtopia is ranked 330,926^th in the world and 220^th in Refugia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -23.75 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.