The Constitutional Republic of Antrania is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President McKeown with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.425 billion Antranians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ulton Antiva. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Antranian economy, worth 343 trillion Antranian Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 141,598 Antranian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon, vaccinations are mandatory, and where there's smoke there's the Antranian Forestry Department. Crime is totally unknown. Antrania's national animal is the Black-collared Bulbul, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Antrania is ranked 3,212^th in the world and 34^th in Refugia for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 3,377.94 on the Clooney Contribution Index.