The Democratic Republic of Jardinstan is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Magnificent Five with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 889 million Jardinstanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pelmoraș. The average income tax rate is 53.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Jardinstanian economy, worth 50.9 trillion Amorasks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,267 Amorasks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Getting an abortion takes less hassle than writing a letter, weekends are spent tilting at windmills, workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings, and the transit system is throwing poor people under the bus. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jardinstan's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Jardinstan is ranked 255,050^th in the world and 134^th in Refugia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -3.35 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.