The Democratic Republic of Jardinstan is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 718 million Jardinstanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pelmoraș. The average income tax rate is 47.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Jardinstanian economy, worth 37.6 trillion Amorasks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 52,377 Amorasks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, all facts are created equal, and only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jardinstan's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Jardinstan is ranked 155,930^th in the world and 162^nd in Refugia for Highest Average Incomes, with 52,377.22 Standard Monetary Units.