The Marsh-dwelling Hivemind of Cranberry Bog is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Marshmind with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.066 billion bogtrodders are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scarlet Grove. The average income tax rate is 74.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Cranberry Bogian economy, worth 70.2 trillion cranberries a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is 65,847 cranberries, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife, every school is receiving a brand new eraser, posing for pictures is an integral part of military training, and parents who fail mandatory parenting classes risk having their children taken away. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cranberry Bog's national animal is the Snom, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cranberry Bog is ranked 1,608^th in the world and 3^rd in Refugia for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 15,627.24 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.