The Potato of Estebere is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Head Counsel River Marshele with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, prohibition of alcohol, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.327 billion Esteberians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Adrad. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Esteberian economy, worth 517 trillion Silvers a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 155,692 Silvers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, and the news is showing footage of Head Counsel River Marshele bullying an old man to the point of tears. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Estebere's national animal is the Potato, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Estebere is ranked 2,967^th in the world and 12^th in Refugia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 130.76 law-abiding acts per hour.