The P2TMer of Estebere is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Head Counsel River Marshele with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.732 billion Esteberians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Adrad. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Esteberian economy, worth a remarkable 1,789 trillion Modulated Mirrors a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 204,951 Modulated Mirrors, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is proudly free of crabs, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries, and space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Estebere's national animal is the Rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orange.

Estebere is ranked 1,992^nd in the world and 8^th in Refugia for Smartest Citizens, with 196.02 quips per hour.