The Free Land of Denimz is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Jeanz with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.451 billion Denimzians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jeanius Cityz. The average income tax rate is 93.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Denimzian economy, worth 892 trillion Moras a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 119,741 Moras, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, court verdicts are predictable to within a hundredth of a percentage point, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives, and scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Denimz's national animal is the Obama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pantalone.

Denimz is ranked 7,979^th in the world and 28^th in Refugia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 105.58 law-abiding acts per hour.