The Free Land of Sriegitersorcalomeng is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 786 million Sriegitersorcalomengians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Styunit. The average income tax rate is 60.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Sriegitersorcalomengian economy, worth 34.3 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Pizza Delivery, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 43,686 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Posters on 'Sriegitersorcalomengian Values' advise against being proud of Sriegitersorcalomeng, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, Sriegitersorcalomengians visiting rural Southern Pigeon Village can get their driving records clean for a small fee, and high school bands practice by moonlight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sriegitersorcalomeng's national animal is the pigeon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Sriegitersorcalomeng is ranked 131,669^th in the world and 255^th in Starlight for Most Developed, scoring 57.28 on the Human Development Index.