Peace and Equality
Most Influential: 241stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 590thMost Secular: 824th
The Puddle of
Democratic Socialists
WA Delegate
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Socialist Platypus

Population4.985 billion

LeaderRobert Plater


The Puddle of Socialist Platypus is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Robert Plater with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate population of 4.985 billion Platypusians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Typus. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Socialist Platypusian economy, worth 712 trillion Rovas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 142,972 Rovas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, students learn how to disarm mines before understanding basic arithmetic, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, and Socialist Platypusian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socialist Platypus's national animal is the Platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Pastafarism.

Socialist Platypus is ranked 11,514th in the world and 21st in Conch Kingdom for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 7,238.95 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Most Influential: 241stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 590thMost Secular: 824thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 886thMost Pacifist: 1,222ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,287thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,482ndSafest: 1,499thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,653rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,694thBest Weather: 1,785thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,827thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,971stMost Advanced Public Education: 2,097thNicest Citizens: 2,223rdLongest Average Lifespans: 2,229thHealthiest Citizens: 2,232ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,486thMost Inclusive: 2,668thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 2,746thHighest Food Quality: 3,165thMost Developed: 3,451stMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,852ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,948thLargest Governments: 4,175thLowest Crime Rates: 4,430thSmartest Citizens: 5,707thMost Cultured: 6,339thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,691stHighest Poor Incomes: 9,011thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,084thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,514thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,737thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 14,145thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,768thMost Efficient Economies: 17,230thHighest Average Incomes: 17,437thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,036th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 6th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 11th in the regionMost Cultured: 12th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 15th in the regionMost Stationary: 18th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 21st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 22nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 30th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 31st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 40th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 45th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 52nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 54th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 55th in the regionLargest Populations: 57th in the region

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