The Rogue Nation of DBastion is a titanic, socially progressive nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ubiquitous missile silos, and daily referendums. The compassionate, cynical population of 12.902 billion DBastionians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 77.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The DBastionian economy, worth 756 trillion Platoes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,636 Platoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Translators have been hired to deal with the varying regional accents during national political debates, extreme political groups are outlawed, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, and businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. DBastion's national animal is the Mosquito, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

DBastion is ranked 8,586^th in the world and 30^th in Conch Kingdom for Safest, scoring 121.29 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.