The Democratic States of Nomia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by GhilliedRoomba with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, frequent executions, and national health service. The compassionate population of 2.727 billion Nomians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seattle. The average income tax rate is 67.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nomian economy, worth 361 trillion Reserves a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,692 Reserves, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Theories abound over why conspiracy theorists are being arrested, the song 'They Got an Awful Lot of Coffee in Nomia' is a smash hit, victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians, and more money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nomia's national animal is the Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Scuffism.

Nomia is ranked 98,296^th in the world and 99^th in Conch Kingdom for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 43,257.82 Standard Monetary Units.