Population | 6.547 billion |
Capital | Foxlington |
Leader | Bit Foxling |
Faith | Floofism |
Currency | ф Floofybitcoin |
Animal | Foxlington Terrier |
The Floofy Socialist Monarchy of Floofybit is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bit Foxling with an iron fist, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.547 billion Floofs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Foxlington. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.
The all-consuming Floofy economy, worth 916 trillion ф Floofybitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 140,022 ф Floofybitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Onions have been banned due to their tendency to cause eye irritation, soldiers go to war dressed in cassocks and robes, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, and parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Floofybit's national animal is the Foxlington Terrier, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Floofism.
Floofybit is ranked 137,553rd in the world and 148th in Conch Kingdom for Most Stationary, with 223.24115573668 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Floofybit lodged a message on the Conch Kingdom Regional Message Board.
- : Floofybit was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
- : Floofybit lodged a message on the Conch Kingdom Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Floofybit, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list.
- : Following new legislation in Floofybit, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets.
- : Floofybit lodged a message on the Conch Kingdom Regional Message Board.
- : Floofybit lodged a message on the Conch Kingdom Regional Message Board.
- : Floofybit lodged a message on the Conch Kingdom Regional Message Board.
- : Floofybit lodged a message on the Conch Kingdom Regional Message Board.
- : Floofybit lodged a message on the Conch Kingdom Regional Message Board.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 63 » Socialist Platypus, Boratstans, Liberto-Ancapistan, Loveable Dogs, The Free City of Nelson, Lycom, Great Koryeo, Valles Marineris Mining co, Sri Malawi, Nibelia, Grachevia, Lislandia, Pervincia, Olornia, Isolon, Delnish, Reslania, United Taco Nation, Vioxa, Northshires, Hubdova, Paul Pasch, Red Finlandian Guard, Greater Burmaria, Buyo, Aeonic, Posadastan, Tingham, Ruotsaland, United Corperations, Gabyl, DexterBurg, The Psittacines, Azflebrigan, Nova Cameroon, Ziroxeut, Krullefor, Non opresive German Empire, Dapant, Heskurik, Stellar entropy, Bathelonat, Vapo, Ith Mus Warmoidaliastan, Cassinea, Makko Oko, Rosenfeld-Winterberg, Ciapore, Socialist Republic of Vietnam Federation, Anarchic Parrot, and 13 others.Charville, Bethesda Scamville, Tie-Died Chinchillas, Benanko, Duby, El Blurkistan, Slavic Lurkers, Novo Reslas, Krute Empire, New Sker, Little Auztria, Polacianth, and Soviet Utopia Reunion Party.