The Queendom of Brangea is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Noamey with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate population of 3.716 billion Brangeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nymia. The average income tax rate is 75.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Brangean economy, worth 333 trillion Livres a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,831 Livres, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, there are no bananas today in Brangea, national chefs believe that you can eat anything so long as you deep fry it first, and Noamey's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brangea's national animal is the Hamster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Brangea is ranked 262,791^st in the world and 85^th in Conch Kingdom for Highest Drug Use, scoring 44.74 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.