The Parrothead's Paradise of Tie-Died Chinchillas is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Their Royal Furriness with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, anti-smoking policies, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 18.181 billion Tie-Died Chinchillasians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Administration, and Environment are also considered important, while Defense and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chinchilladae. The average income tax rate is 59.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Tie-Died Chinchillasian economy, worth a remarkable 2,481 trillion pelts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Gambling, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 136,477 pelts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political detractors refer to Their Royal Furriness as 'that Bigtopian puppet', Their Royal Furriness's reputation is hard as nails, sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming, and the price of freedom is about half a million pelts. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Tie-Died Chinchillas's national animal is the chinchilla, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Chichi.

Tie-Died Chinchillas is ranked 294,571^st in the world and 337^th in Conch Kingdom for Lowest Crime Rates, with 4.18 law-abiding acts per hour.