Population | 4.077 billion |
Capital | Caradog |
Leader | Rhodri Anarut |
Faith | Paganiaeth Geltaidd |
Currency | Aerowyn |
Animal | Dragon |
The Grand Monarchy of The Celtics is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Rhodri Anarut with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.077 billion Celtians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caradog. The average income tax rate is 68.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Celticsian economy, worth 538 trillion Aerowyns a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 131,961 Aerowyns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.
Theft is considered to be okay if the crime happened a long time ago, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend, serial killers share cells with serial jaywalkers, and the native owl population is in permanent hibernation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Celtics's national animal is the Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Paganiaeth Geltaidd.
The Celtics is ranked 68,049th in the world and 63rd in Conch Kingdom for Most Stationary, with 696.15495029388 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Celtics was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Soviet Utopia Reunion Party.
- : The Celtics was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
- : The Celtics was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Krute Empire.
- : The Celtics was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
- : The Celtics was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Bethesda Scamville.
- : The Celtics was endorsed by The Nomadic Peoples of Ith Mus Warmoidaliastan.
- : The Celtics was endorsed by The Flower Fields of Doge Flower.
- : The Celtics was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
- : The Celtics was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
- : The Celtics was endorsed by The Frosty Wastes of Daraln.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 72 » Socialist Platypus, The Psittacines, Sri Malawi, Nibelia, Pervincia, Hubdova, Liberto-Ancapistan, Azflebrigan, Ziroxeut, Duby, Red Finlandian Guard, Tie-Died Chinchillas, Lislandia, Olornia, Nova Briton, Northshires, Empireedy, Loveable Dogs, Kiyadimundika, Novo Reslas, Stustu, Delnish, Ruotsaland, Balan Bar, Gundeldingen, Pandorivia, Isolon, Rehavia-Nayot, Happiville, Great Koryeo, Vapo, Vioxa, Cassinea, Paul Pasch, Grachevia, Boratstans, The Moon Raven, Makka Pakka, El Blurkistan, Aelandi, Tingham, Union-Siberian Socialist-Monarchy, Beshyae, Nova Cameroon, Bathelonat, Benanko, DexterBurg, United Corperations, Mudreuque, Posadastan, and 22 others.Athlanthean, Gabyl, Polacianth, Ciapore, Valles Marineris Mining co, Socialist Republic of Vietnam Federation, Azaman, Slavic Lurkers, Buyo, The Free City of Nelson, Stellar entropy, Lycom, Aeonic, Floofybit, Non opresive German Empire, Makko Oko, Charville, Doge Flower, Ith Mus Warmoidaliastan, Bethesda Scamville, Krute Empire, and Soviet Utopia Reunion Party.