The Queendom of Azflebrigan is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Queen Evangeline McBean with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and feral children. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.05 billion Azflebriganians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — prioritizes Administration, although Law & Order, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zefro. The average income tax rate is 94.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Azflebriganian economy, worth a remarkable 1,867 trillion Floogles a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 169,029 Floogles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums, the government's official position on invasive species is 'who cares?', the nation's endangered species are no longer endangered, and it's hard to speak ill of the dead when you don't speak of them at all. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Azflebrigan's national animal is the Golden Hedgehog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cheeses of Nazareth.

Azflebrigan is ranked 317,851^st in the world and 159^th in Sun Tzu the Art of War for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -8.37 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.