The Triple-Seat of Guhrayen is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Musalu the Thrice-Blessed with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and public floggings. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.049 billion Guhrayenians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Veh-Ardashir. The average income tax rate is 75.6%.

The all-consuming Guhrayenian economy, worth 370 trillion coosoes a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,601 coosoes, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, pro-democracy regime change has been avoided, children entertain themselves by throwing rocks through the windows of world-class museums, and government-run brothels can be found on every street corner. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guhrayen's national animal is the sea mink, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Vestigism.

Guhrayen is ranked 293,570^th in the world and 15,899^th in Osiris for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -8.37 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.