The United Federation of Philosopy is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by President Philpot with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, humorless population of 22.943 billion Philosopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cirrus. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Philosopian economy, worth a remarkable 6,107 trillion Props a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 266,224 Props, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Philosopy recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace, vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, exiles see that the line where the sky meets the sea is just clouds and rain, and the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Philosopy's national animal is the Kestrel, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Aviation.

Philosopy is ranked 5,125^th in the world and 165^th in Osiris for Highest Average Incomes, with 266,224.16 Standard Monetary Units.