The Technocracy of Blakcat is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Aleis Ketch with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.537 billion Blakcatians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alpha 4. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Blakcatian economy, worth 854 trillion kits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 241,558 kits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Organ donation is compulsory, Blakcat isn't what it used to be, at the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold, and an endless multinational bureaucracy connects the Red Bloc. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blakcat's national animal is the Black Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Blakcat is ranked 16,398^th in the world and 837^th in Osiris for Most Cultured, scoring 94 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.