The Technocracy of Blakcat is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Aleis Ketch with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, state-planned economy, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.72 billion Blakcatians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alpha 4. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Blakcatian economy, worth 926 trillion kits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 249,037 kits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Diplomatic missions are often mistaken as declarations of war, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens, and children wondering what happens to pets after they die are shown where the compost heap is. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blakcat's national animal is the Black Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Blakcat is ranked 12,411^th in the world and 616^th in Osiris for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 6,204.7 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.