The Armed Republic of Borkmaster is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by 天月-あまつき- with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, pith helmet sales, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.889 billion Borkmasterians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bork City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Borkmasterian economy, worth a remarkable 3,799 trillion dogecoins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 319,541 dogecoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kindhearted Borkmasterians generously pay taxes for citizens of other countries, hordes of gardening enthusiasts are being banished from cities nationwide, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters, and terrorist videos start by thanking their sponsors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Borkmaster's national animal is the doge, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Borkmaster is ranked 3,247^th in the world and 149^th in Osiris for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 11,237.65 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.