The Jingoistic states of Jonairadsylva is a titanic, safe nation, renowned for its lack of airports, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 20.22 billion Jonairadsylvans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 93.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jonairadsylvan economy, worth a remarkable 2,294 trillion Jonairas a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 113,469 Jonairas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

You don't need a smoking gun to arrest someone for promoting guns, the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners, it is technically inaccurate to call the dead 'worm food', and public transit is widely considered to be perpetrating the patriarchy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jonairadsylva's national animal is the Cockatoo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jonairadsylva is ranked 11,060^th in the world and 561^st in Osiris for Most Cultured, scoring 109 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.