The Jingoistic states of Jonairadsylva is a titanic, genial nation, renowned for its lack of airports, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 20.399 billion Jonairadsylvans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 93.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jonairadsylvan economy, worth a remarkable 2,356 trillion Jonairas a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 115,510 Jonairas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is technically inaccurate to call the dead 'worm food', public transit is widely considered to be perpetrating the patriarchy, the government is proudly free of crabs, and a shocking number of estate planners are beneficiaries of their clients' wills. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jonairadsylva's national animal is the Cockatoo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jonairadsylva is ranked 166,008^th in the world and 8,730^th in Osiris for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,677.38 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.