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Peace Through Superior Firepower! Snorlax
Most Cheerful Citizens: 27thHealthiest Citizens: 83rdLongest Average Lifespans: 150th
The Heavily-Legged Strongmen of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Squire
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Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Good

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ElJefe

Population40.058 billion

CapitalSnorlaxia
LeaderSnorlax

CurrencyDong
AnimalDao

The Heavily-Legged Strongmen of ElJefe is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Snorlax with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, otherworldly petting zoo, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 40.058 billion Jefes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Snorlaxia. The average income tax rate is 92.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving ElJefean economy, worth an astonishing 11,431 trillion Dong a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 285,381 Dong, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The aims of top-secret ElJefean science projects revolve around designing the perfect robot woman, most voters only see their chosen representative visit once every election cycle, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, and father-son fishing trips have been banned. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ElJefe's national animal is the Dao, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

ElJefe is ranked 246,028th in the world and 7,953rd in Osiris for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 14.07 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 27thHealthiest Citizens: 83rdLongest Average Lifespans: 150thLargest Agricultural Sector: 219thMost Cultured: 262ndSmartest Citizens: 373rdHighest Economic Output: 424thLargest Populations: 444thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 559thHighest Food Quality: 581stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 582ndLargest Publishing Industry: 999thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,080thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,107thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,182ndLowest Crime Rates: 1,453rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,522ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,621stRudest Citizens: 2,252ndLargest Governments: 2,326thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 2,611thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,990thSafest: 3,065thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,343rdBest Weather: 3,833rdLargest Mining Sector: 4,011thMost Influential: 6,193rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,303rdMost Devout: 6,447thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,615thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,283rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,293rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,709thMost Stationary: 8,869thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,355thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,793rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,833rdTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 12,333rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,936thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,866thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,235thMost Developed: 18,270thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 19,131st
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 11th in the regionLargest Populations: 11th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 30th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 31st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 38th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 40th in the regionMost Influential: 44th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 51st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 56th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 57th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 82nd in the regionLargest Governments: 84th in the regionMost Stationary: 108th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 110th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 124th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 147th in the regionSafest: 150th in the regionBest Weather: 170th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 192nd in the regionMost Devout: 311th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 370th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 390th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 497th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 517th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 532nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 578th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 620th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 623rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 684th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 704th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : ElJefe was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : ElJefe endorsed The Great Kingdom of Chaimono.
  • : ElJefe endorsed The Colony of Chinese Interseenata.
  • : ElJefe endorsed The Skyward Ether of Primira.
  • : Following new legislation in ElJefe, father-son fishing trips have been banned.
  • : Following new legislation in ElJefe, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web.
  • : Following new legislation in ElJefe, most voters only see their chosen representative visit once every election cycle.
  • : Following new legislation in ElJefe, the aims of top-secret ElJefean science projects revolve around designing the perfect robot woman.
  • : Following new legislation in ElJefe, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem.
  • : ElJefe was endorsed by The Great Kingdom of Chaimono.

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