The Republic of Flontonia is a small, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 36 million Flontonians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 37.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Flontonian economy, worth 1.56 trillion kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. Average income is 43,470 kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Betamax versus VHS debate continues to rage strongly in Flontonia, one can wake up in Flontonia and have breakfast in Bigtopia, politicians and casino owners who so much as wander into the same room are arrested on the spot, and nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flontonia's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Flontonia is ranked 42,866^th in the world and 1,041^st in the South Pacific for Safest, scoring 104.79 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.