Devajo Dios yel Emperador Emperador Alexander II Romero Martínez
Most Devout: 236thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 691stLargest Black Market: 740th
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Population10.723 billion

CapitalSan Salvador
LeaderEmperador Alexander II Romero Martínez
FaithRoman Catholicism

CurrencyCreeperian Colón
AnimalGolden Eagle

The Holy Traditionalist Empire of Creeperopolis is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Emperador Alexander II Romero Martínez with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, free-roaming dinosaurs, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.723 billion Creeperans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Salvador. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Creeperian economy, worth a remarkable 3,538 trillion Creeperian Colóns a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 329,948 Creeperian Colóns, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government is a law unto itself, the government maintains that belief brings greater security than money or a roof, students who refuse to pray are expelled from school, and muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Creeperopolis's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Creeperopolis is ranked 192,735th in the world and 93rd in The League of Conservative Nations for Most Primitive, scoring -282.66 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Devout: 236thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 691stLargest Black Market: 740thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 750thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 776thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 823rdLargest Mining Sector: 981stMost Corrupt Governments: 1,312thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,316thMost Armed: 1,410thHighest Average Incomes: 1,432ndLargest Insurance Industry: 1,642ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,833rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,954thTop
Most Avoided: 2,091stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,150thFattest Citizens: 2,193rdLargest Retail Industry: 2,321stMost Subsidized Industry: 2,402ndMost Efficient Economies: 2,816thHighest Economic Output: 3,266thLowest Crime Rates: 3,545thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,064thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,249thRudest Citizens: 4,859thLargest Governments: 5,053rdMost Influential: 5,292ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,986thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,027thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,112thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,609thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,826thHighest Disposable Incomes: 12,094thLargest Gambling Industry: 12,296thLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,940thMost Cultured: 14,430thMost Conservative: 14,555thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,396thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,628thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,511thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,051stMost Advanced Public Education: 18,262ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18,316th
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionTop
Most Conservative: 7th in the regionMost Extreme: 8th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 11th in the regionMost Influential: 12th in the region

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