
| Population | 8.126 billion |
| Capital | Kebab HQ |
| Leader | Orks |
| Faith | Athiest |
| Currency | Company Share |
| Animal | Lamb |
The Capitalist Stratocracy of Orksian is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Orks with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, national health service, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 8.126 billion Orksians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kebab HQ. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Orksian economy, worth a remarkable 3,045 trillion Company Shares a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 374,813 Company Shares, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,161,637 per year while the poor average 31,079, a ratio of 69.6 to 1.
Only the richest get to see out of their windows, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs, gang members supplement their income by teaching at elementary schools, and the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orksian's national animal is the Lamb, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Athiest.
Orksian is ranked 3,394th in the world and 7th in The League for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 21,377.18 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
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National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Orksian voted against the World Assembly Resolution "End Capital Punishment".
- : Following new legislation in
Orksian, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning.
- : Following new legislation in
Orksian, gang members supplement their income by teaching at elementary schools.
- : Following new legislation in
Orksian, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs.
- : Following new legislation in
Orksian, only the richest get to see out of their windows.
- : Following new legislation in
Orksian, the climate agreement has actually increased the volume of hot air in the atmosphere.
- : Following new legislation in
Orksian, hordes of gardening enthusiasts are being banished from cities nationwide.
- : Following new legislation in
Orksian, children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night.
- : Following new legislation in
Orksian, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'.
- : Following new legislation in
Orksian, human resources employees have time for hobbies as harassment is designated "high praise".








































































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