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Money Is Where The Heart Is Orks
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 470thMost Secular: 505thMost Efficient Economies: 575th
The Capitalist Stratocracy of
Capitalist Paradise
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Orksian

Population8.126 billion

CapitalKebab HQ
LeaderOrks
FaithAthiest

CurrencyCompany Share
AnimalLamb

The Capitalist Stratocracy of Orksian is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Orks with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, national health service, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 8.126 billion Orksians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kebab HQ. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Orksian economy, worth a remarkable 3,045 trillion Company Shares a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 374,813 Company Shares, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,161,637 per year while the poor average 31,079, a ratio of 69.6 to 1.

Only the richest get to see out of their windows, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs, gang members supplement their income by teaching at elementary schools, and the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orksian's national animal is the Lamb, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Athiest.

Orksian is ranked 3,394th in the world and 7th in The League for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 21,377.18 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 470thMost Secular: 505thMost Efficient Economies: 575thMost Scientifically Advanced: 791stLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,242ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,305thHighest Average Incomes: 1,473rdLargest Insurance Industry: 1,539thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,642ndLargest Retail Industry: 1,764thRudest Citizens: 1,808thSmartest Citizens: 1,945thLargest Governments: 2,021stMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,201stMost Influential: 2,334thMost Developed: 2,363rdMost Armed: 2,556thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,638thLowest Crime Rates: 3,142ndTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,388thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,394thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,568thLargest Mining Sector: 3,813thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,819thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,007thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,316thMost Patriotic: 4,544thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,751stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,927thHealthiest Citizens: 5,156thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,419thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,462ndLargest Black Market: 7,385thMost Inclusive: 9,226thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,489thHighest Economic Output: 9,535thMost Accessible: 11,808thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,335thHighest Food Quality: 13,878thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 20,853rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 27,032ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 27,474thMost Cultured: 31,461stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 32,358thMost Pro-Market: 32,524th
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9th in the regionMost Armed: 9th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 9th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9th in the regionMost Patriotic: 10th in the regionLargest Black Market: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 10th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10th in the regionRudest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 11th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 13th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 20th in the regionMost Influential: 23rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Orksian voted against the World Assembly Resolution "End Capital Punishment".
  • : Following new legislation in Orksian, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning.
  • : Following new legislation in Orksian, gang members supplement their income by teaching at elementary schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Orksian, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs.
  • : Following new legislation in Orksian, only the richest get to see out of their windows.
  • : Following new legislation in Orksian, the climate agreement has actually increased the volume of hot air in the atmosphere.
  • : Following new legislation in Orksian, hordes of gardening enthusiasts are being banished from cities nationwide.
  • : Following new legislation in Orksian, children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night.
  • : Following new legislation in Orksian, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'.
  • : Following new legislation in Orksian, human resources employees have time for hobbies as harassment is designated "high praise".

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