The Free Land of Trolone is a huge, genial nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 932 million Troloneans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nazervøn. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 59.7%.

The all-consuming Trolonean economy, worth 105 trillion Psychons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 113,716 Psychons, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

The nation operates a "finders-keepers" policy with other nations' citizens, feeling like a winner comes at a price, T-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, and government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trolone's national animal is the Green Viper, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Trolone is ranked 142,441^st in the world and 138^th in The League for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,198.74 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.