The Megalomaniacs of Catalyst Of Social Discontent is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Osteoporosis the Sequel with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, national health service, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, cheerful population of 3.935 billion Discontenters have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yeeticus Penetraticus. The average income tax rate is 76.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Discontentia economy, worth 794 trillion Emeralds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 201,882 Emeralds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

All footpaths have tollbooths, people who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, and most Emerald coins are riddled with bite marks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Catalyst Of Social Discontent's national animal is the turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Minecraft.

Catalyst Of Social Discontent is ranked 180,842^nd in the world and 175^th in The League for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 329.19 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.