The Kingdom of Los Coronas is a very large, cultured nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 361 million Coronés are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ciudad de Jesus Cristo. The average income tax rate is 47.0%.

The strong Coronésce economy, worth 27.8 trillion Colon Nuevoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 77,138 Colon Nuevoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Pro-life activists often lecture pregnant women undergoing routine prenatal screening, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year, and the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Los Coronas's national animal is the Bear.

Los Coronas is ranked 262,185^th in the world and 183^rd in The League for Nicest Citizens, with 8.23 average smiles per day.