The Dictatorship of Yomnomnomnom is a small, genial nation, remarkable for its national health service, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 26 million Yomnomnomnomians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 27.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Yomnomnomnomian economy, worth 1.65 trillion Franks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 63,292 Franks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways, directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use Yomnomnomnom City as a backdrop, and stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Yomnomnomnom's national animal is the Cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Yomnomnomnom is ranked 308,102^nd in the world and 245^th in The League for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -9.7 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.