The Galactic Empire of Eldrado is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Imperator Mihael with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 18.359 billion Eldradonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eden. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Eldradonian economy, worth a remarkable 7,541 trillion Aurelius Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 410,758 Aurelius Marks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,632,461 per year while the poor average 69,708, a ratio of 23.4 to 1.

Almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices, skateparks can be found in every city, there's often a little nagging voice suggesting that parents aren't keeping their kids safe, and massive new slaughterhouses are being hailed as a sign of progress. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Eldrado's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Eldradonian Christianity.

Eldrado is ranked 1,586^th in the world and 3^rd in The League for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 30,936.2 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.