The United Royal States of Khoreshis is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Khorroynak Azunar I Azmai with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 8.568 billion Khoreshii enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tashbakhor. The average income tax rate is 33.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Khoreshi economy, worth a remarkable 2,311 trillion SAP Farvahars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 269,753 SAP Farvahars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, and most believe 'tis better to give than to receive. Crime is totally unknown. Khoreshis's national animal is the Azdairan Naga, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sulh-i-Qul.

Khoreshis is ranked 90,430^th in the world and 3,126^th in Osiris for Highest Drug Use, scoring 73.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.