The Republic of Neyana is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by President Adrian Marcell with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 8.371 billion Neyanans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tailfort. The average income tax rate is 75.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Neyanan economy, worth a remarkable 1,365 trillion Neyanan dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 163,163 Neyanan dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Neyana's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing, politicians have to be granted day-release from prison to speak on bills, and political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions. Crime is totally unknown. Neyana's national animal is the Whale, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Christianism.

Neyana is ranked 160,916^th in the world and 156^th in The League for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 754.45 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.