The Republic of Killiani is a massive, genial nation, ruled by The President with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.003 billion Killianians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pragil. The average income tax rate is 71.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Killianian economy, worth 241 trillion Wilms a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 120,079 Wilms, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading "will oppress the masses for food", schoolchildren on field trips are asked what torture means to them, blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love, and judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Killiani's national animal is the Osprey, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Killiani is ranked 23,161^st in the world and 53^rd in The League for Highest Poor Incomes, with 86,425.46 Standard Monetary Units.