The Place of A Place Somewhere is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Dave Beckham with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, national health service, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.426 billion Somewherians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Somewheria. The average income tax rate is 69.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Place Somewherean economy, worth 219 trillion Somethings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 153,895 Somethings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, artists are pillars of society, Somewherians seem to be catching more chills, and pop sensation "Jack and the Holograms" is storming the charts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A Place Somewhere's national animal is the Spotted Parrot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

A Place Somewhere is ranked 70,497^th in the world and 3,316^th in the South Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 50.75 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.