Help, I'm Lost Dave Beckham
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,282ndMost Influential: 1,980thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,004th
The Place of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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A Place Somewhere

Population1.426 billion

LeaderDave Beckham

AnimalSpotted Parrot

The Place of A Place Somewhere is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Dave Beckham with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, national health service, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.426 billion Somewherians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Somewheria. The average income tax rate is 69.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Place Somewherean economy, worth 219 trillion Somethings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 153,895 Somethings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, artists are pillars of society, Somewherians seem to be catching more chills, and pop sensation "Jack and the Holograms" is storming the charts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. A Place Somewhere's national animal is the Spotted Parrot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

A Place Somewhere is ranked 70,497th in the world and 3,316th in the South Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 50.75 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,282ndMost Influential: 1,980thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,004thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,574thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,558thMost Efficient Economies: 9,782ndHighest Poor Incomes: 10,662ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,970thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,034thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,127thMost Inclusive: 12,776thHealthiest Citizens: 12,838thLowest Crime Rates: 12,956thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,060thTop
Most Developed: 13,801stHighest Food Quality: 14,094thHighest Average Incomes: 14,267thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,410thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,954thMost Cheerful Citizens: 15,054thSafest: 15,811thLargest Governments: 15,995thLargest Retail Industry: 16,128thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,386thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,463rdSmartest Citizens: 17,912thMost Patriotic: 19,209thNicest Citizens: 19,881stMost Cultured: 20,494thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,193rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 22,477thMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,740thLargest Mining Sector: 22,873rdMost Average: 23,631stMost Devout: 24,944th
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 83rd in the regionTop
Most Influential: 187th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 207th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 232nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 246th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 262nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 288th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 289th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 292nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 300th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 329th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 331st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 357th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 366th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 385th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 395th in the regionMost Patriotic: 419th in the regionMost Developed: 420th in the regionRudest Citizens: 422nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 424th in the regionLargest Governments: 429th in the regionMost Inclusive: 456th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 456th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 476th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 486th in the regionMost Average: 509th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 516th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 547th in the regionSafest: 561st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 567th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 598th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 626th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 633rd in the regionMost Devout: 673rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 714th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 789th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 798th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1,067th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1,075th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,195th in the region

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