The Eldritch Warden of Walkabout is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Patrick Safford with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.043 billion Walkers hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brandurah. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Walker economy, worth 856 trillion gold-pressed latinums a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 211,672 gold-pressed latinums, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 686,311 per year while the poor average 49,261, a ratio of 13.9 to 1.

The government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, the horniness of the great-horned Easter Bunny is considered a national priority, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, and people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety. Crime is totally unknown. Walkabout's national animal is the Easter Bunny, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Septarianism.

Walkabout is ranked 3,412^th in the world and 15^th in the Outback for Rudest Citizens, with 212.29 insults per minute.