The Druidic Order of Goldenrod Wilds is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Solella Cabamelo-Cielibre with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The devout population of 2.89 billion Dorades are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mar Dorado. The average income tax rate is 63.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Doradeñe economy, worth 77.4 trillion Orés a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is 26,798 Orés, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators, the long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, and Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Goldenrod Wilds's national animal is the Chalapán Horse and its national religion is Doradeño Druidry.

Goldenrod Wilds is ranked 292,949^th in the world and 1,647^th in the Outback for Most Developed, scoring 47.05 on the Human Development Index.