The Benevolent Dictatorship of Migs is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Governor-General Mitheel with an iron fist, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, compulsory military service, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.011 billion Migsians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Migs City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Migsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,078 trillion Miges a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 268,909 Miges, with the richest citizens earning 8.8 times as much as the poorest.

Scientific progress marches ever forward with the first ever launch of a cheeseburger into space, businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, and clumsy self-injury is a viable claim in modern compensation culture. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Migs's national animal is the Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Migs is ranked 3,429^th in the world and 10^th in the Outback for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 8,209.34 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.