The Dictatorship of Illyrikonia is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 799 million Illyrikonians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chortiatis. The average income tax rate is 61.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Illyrikonian economy, worth 84.4 trillion Ellenikons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 105,624 Ellenikons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians put their fingers in their ears and sing "la la la la" when walking past lobbyists, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, and Harry Potter conventions are closely watched by the government for any signs of 'dueling'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Illyrikonia's national animal is the Coyote, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Illyrikonia is ranked 32,783^rd in the world and 93^rd in the Outback for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,541.86 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.