Population | 13.305 billion |
Capital | Utopia |
Leader | Battlemaster Thorn |
Faith | Raiding |
Currency | Dragon Dollar |
Animal | Peregrine Falcon |
The Nationstates of Thorn1000 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Battlemaster Thorn with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 13.305 billion Thornians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Utopia. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Thorn1000ian economy, worth a remarkable 6,379 trillion Dragon Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 479,512 Dragon Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.
Thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors, the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, and celebrity foodies are biting a huge chunk out of the government budget. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thorn1000's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Raiding.
Thorn1000 is ranked 2,602nd in the world and 7th in The Brotherhood of Malice for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 62,703.94 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Thorn1000, celebrity foodies are biting a huge chunk out of the government budget.
- : Following new legislation in Thorn1000, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss.
- : Thorn1000 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Thorn1000, the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded.
- : Following new legislation in Thorn1000, thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors.
- : Thorn1000 endorsed The Night Father of Venico.
- : Thorn1000 was admitted to the World Assembly.
- : Thorn1000 lodged a message on the The Brotherhood of Malice Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Thorn1000, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion.
- : Following new legislation in Thorn1000, Thorn1000ian farm salmon are known for being both horribly diseased and remarkably acrobatic.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.