The Mutual Democratic Alliance of CogDelve is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by AstralKirb with a fair hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.654 billion CogDelvers are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of CogSpire. The average income tax rate is 92.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving CogDelvera economy, worth 157 trillion Quarter Notes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,494 Quarter Notes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, the numbers on the latest spending report are reaching stellar levels, and young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CogDelve's national animal is the Biggie Cheese, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Void.

CogDelve is ranked 310,234^th in the world and 1,640^th in the Outback for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -24.49 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.