The Allied States of The Osnari Federation is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its avant-garde cinema. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.211 billion Osnaris have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Suris. The average income tax rate is 8.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Osnari Federationian economy, worth 193 trillion osnars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Soda Sales. Average income is 60,149 osnars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Leader's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, surrogate mothers are encouraged to refer to their wombs as 'rental space', Leader has just been declared ruler of The Osnari Federation in an international press conference, and acknowledgement of minority groups is usually a Trojan horse. Crime is totally unknown. The Osnari Federation's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Osnari Federation is ranked 168,024^th in the world and 887^th in the Outback for Most Developed, scoring 54.39 on the Human Development Index.