The Armed Republic of Grand Milania is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by illustrious supreme leader Erick Raskopf with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, compulsory military service, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.673 billion Grand Milanians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Milanbourg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Grand Milanian economy, worth 736 trillion linars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 200,401 linars, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Government-run brothels can be found on every street corner, a milk bath costs more than bathing in money, citizens are bankrupted by injuries to cousins they've never met, and escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grand Milania's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Cult of Personality.

Grand Milania is ranked 30,741^st in the world and 719^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 82.28 law-abiding acts per hour.