The Colony of DinoNet is a titanic, genial nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.1 billion Netians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dino City. The average income tax rate is 30.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The DinoNetian economy, worth 564 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 50,896 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces", surgical tape has taken on a distinctly red color, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, and scientists have great chemistry with their subjects. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. DinoNet's national animal is the dinosaur, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

DinoNet is ranked 162,734^th in the world and 496^th in the Plains of Perdition for Largest Black Market, with 942 billion Standard Monetary Units.