The Allied States of Eastern Repusv is a very large, safe nation, notable for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 309 million Repusvites are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Verkhovnyy-Gorod. The average income tax rate is 52.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Repusvian economy, worth 24.9 trillion credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 80,637 credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Teen boys and girls find stick-figure-aided lectures on their comradestruation emphasises socialist unity more than biology, relations with Merovingia are as cold as Eastern Repusv's high-security cell blocks, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training, and baby dolls thrown in the trash are a leading cause of panic attacks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastern Repusv's national animal is the owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Eastern Repusv is ranked 42,274^th in the world and 123^rd in the Plains of Perdition for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 5,948.54 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.