The Royal Peacekeeper and Seraph of Wolflandil is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Commandant with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 26.051 billion Wolfics are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saedova. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Wolfic economy, worth a remarkable 9,961 trillion Wolfic Shervonets a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 382,366 Wolfic Shervonets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, people who have lived their entire lives in Wolflandil are shocked to discover that they are not citizens, aristocratic family trees are beginning to resemble tumbleweeds, and the government conducts negotiations with drawings after firing multilinguals for treason. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wolflandil's national animal is the Royal Hrbsval, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Wolfic Orthodox.

Wolflandil is ranked 255,899^th in the world and 1,330^th in the Plains of Perdition for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -7.39 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.