The Dominion of New Opolopia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Supreme Judge Kiriakos Cosmelis with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and conspicuous electricity pylons. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 3.822 billion New Opolopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tyrnagara. The average income tax rate is 92.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Opolopian economy, worth 539 trillion drachmas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 141,286 drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, and secret police deal with secret crimes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Opolopia's national animal is the serpent, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

New Opolopia is ranked 15,753^rd in the world and 62^nd in the Plains of Perdition for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 347.86 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.